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Worlds Funniest Flight Attendant Leaves Passengers In Hysterics
If you do decide to leave, you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included.
If you do decide to leave, you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included.
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If you do decide to leave, you will not be allowed access back on board and parachutes are not included.
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Here at Frontier Airlines, we like to keep up with all the latest fashion trends.
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In the event that this flight becomes a cruise, all of you lucky people get your own itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis beneath your seat.
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Mine is the itsy bitsy teeny weeny and you get no polka dots.
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Once you're outside the aircraft, pull down sharply on the red tab that's on the front, or for those of you who love to make life difficult, you can blow into that red tube near your shoulder to blow.
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I mean inflate. The beautiful bikini is equipped with a water-activated light.
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How in the world that works, I have no idea. So if you figure it out, please do let me know.
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And if by chance yours does not inflate, well, grab your neighbor and hold on for dear life.
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The location and use of life vests for your child that shows the most potential is located in that safety information card.
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If needed, due to a loss of cabin pressure, four oxygen masks will drop from a compartment over your head.
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Ignore those and grab your nearest flight attendant to get some air. I'm just kidding.
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I'm so lonely.
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Once you've stopped screaming, place that mask over your nose and your mouth.
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To adjust, pull on the elastic tabs on either side.
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Make sure to adjust your own mask before assisting your favorite child, another passenger, or your husband who's definitely screaming louder than you are.
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And let's be honest, only those of you that pay the extra $49.99 get any oxygen.
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Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft.
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Unless you're like me and you're smoking hot. Thank you so much for your attention.
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Sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight to Colorado Springs. And for those of you who didn't give us your full attention, good luck.