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How to Function in the Global Shit-Show
A mandatory, step-by-step operational guide for maintaining a shred of sanity when "unprecedented times" is just the daily forecast.
A mandatory, step-by-step operational guide for maintaining a shred of sanity when "unprecedented times" is just the daily forecast.
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Step 1 of 6

Wake up.

Immediately absorb 47 simultaneous global crises before your first sip of coffee.

Action: Tell yourself you are just "staying informed."

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Step 2 of 6

Check your bank account.

Realise you must choose between buying eggs or paying for heating.

Choose sleep for dinner.

Remember: it's not being broke; it's intermittent fasting.

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Step 3 of 6

Receive an email from your boss ignoring the collapse of society.

It did not find you well.

You are existing in a burning simulation.

Reply: "Great, thanks! Happy to circle back on this!"

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Step 4 of 6

Outsource your existential dread to artificial intelligence.

Note: The AI cannot fix the housing market or your posture, but it can write you a passive-aggressive haiku about it.

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Step 5 of 6

Touch grass.

No, literally.

Find a patch of unpaved earth, lie face down on it, and pretend the internet is just a collective hallucination we all agreed to have in 1998.

Important: Repeat daily.

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Step 6 of 6
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When the office router blinks red and society immediately collapses, do not panic.

Knowby works offline!

This means you can still access critical, step-by-step guides on "How to reboot the server" or "How to manually brew coffee" while your competition reverts to feral hunter-gatherers.

Find out more at www.knowby.co